We found a political joke that puts Trump, an Illegal Immigrant, and a Jihadist together, and it goes a little like this…
An illegal immigrant, a radical Muslim Jihadist, and Donald Trump were walking together on a beach in Florida when the illegal stumbled over a bottle in the sand.
He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a genie appeared.
“I can only grant three wishes,” the genie said. “Since there are three of you, you may have a wish each.”
Pointing at the illegal immigrant, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”
The illegal immigrant said, “This country is racist against my people! I wish to take every illegal immigrant back to their homeland where we can finally be happy and live in peace!”
The genie clapped his hand and the illegal immigrant was transported to his homeland along with millions of “his” people.
Turning to the Jihadist, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”
The radical Muslim Jihadist said, “This country is bigoted against those who practice Sharia Law! I wish to take all of my people away from this horrible place loaded with infidels so we can live in a theocracy in Islamic countries and serve Allah.”
This genie clapped his hands and the jihadist, along with every other Radical Muslim in the country, was instantly transported to the Middle East.
Turning to Donald Trump, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”
Trump looked around at the empty beach, smiled, and said, “Just give me a Pepsi. It doesn’t get any better than this!”
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